What’s the slang term for a harpsichord?ħ5. Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much.ħ4. What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?ħ1. “The ringing sound is in the key of B flat, so I use it to tune my cello half a tone lower.”ħ0. When she developed ringing in one ear, I asked whether her condition was especially annoying to a musician. I have a musician friend who is always upbeat. Little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!Ħ9. There are so many jokes about a certain composer… A while ago, my friend told me not to listen to loud music.Ħ7. Accordion to one study, people don’t notice when you replace any given word with the name of a musical instrument, but I don’t believe that tuba true.Ħ6. My friend spends 75 percent of his time playing football and the other 25 percent playing Baroque music.Ħ5. Dead music has body, but it doesn’t have soul.Ħ4. Who is a grain harvester’s favorite musical artist? Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.įortunately, the damage seems to B minor.Ħ2. My dad always told me I should sing tenor twelve miles away.Ħ0. As a musician, I’ve learned the best way to win a Grammy is to not release your music in the same year as Adele.ĥ9. The biggest difference between the Super Bowl and the Grammys.ĥ8. Which computer brand will win the Grammys?ĥ7.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.ĥ6. What’s the difference between a conductor and God?ĥ5. Why was music coming from the printer?ĥ4. Want to hear the joke about a staccato?ĥ2. They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.Ĥ8. How can you tell if a singer’s at your door? How do you fix a broken brass instrument?Ĥ7. Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic always first off the plane?Ĥ6. Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?Ĥ4. What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?Ĥ2. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?Ĥ1. What did the robbers take from the music store?ģ3. What rock band has four guys that don’t sing?ģ2. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?ģ0. Where did the music teacher leave his keys?Ģ9. What is the difference between a fish and a piano?Ģ7.
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?Ģ4. Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?Ģ1. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?Ģ0. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her rollerblades on?ġ9. Your nose because you can blow and pick it.ġ4. What is the most musical part of your body? Why did the fish make such a good musician?ġ2. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?ġ1. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?ĩ. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?Ĩ. What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?ħ. What type of music are balloons afraid of?Ħ. Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?ĥ. How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb?ģ. RELATED: 100+ Super Clean, Super Funny Jokes For The Whole Fam-BamĢ. Need some more music in your life? Check out our infant songs and more. Your pounding noggin will appreciate the break. See what I did there? The jokes are starting already! Have the kids stop tickling the ivories for a moment and tickle their funny-bones instead with these clean, kid-friendly music jokes. And if you don’t laugh your little munchkin definitely will, which is always music to everyone’s ears. We can help you bury your trauma with a bunch of jokes that poke fun at the world of music. Music is an amazing tool that helps people feel deep emotions and although a musical joke probably won’t touch your soul like Beethoven’s ‘Moonlight’ Sonata, it could make you smile or even giggle a bit.īut seriously if you played an instrument growing up, sure it may have been fun, but it was also probably a lot of work and grueling hours. Listening to a recorder for an hour has a special way of making you crazy. However, sometimes music - especially when being practiced by tiny, burgeoning musicians who haven’t quite mastered their skills-can give us a headache. Music soothes even the savage breast (“beast” is a misquote, don’t get mad at me).
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